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    twistedviper:

    raktajino-hot:

    corruptionpoints:

    mindchildofmadness submits:

    Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

    Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

    Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

    Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

    Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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    If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

    (Reblogged from misanthrobot)

    Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

    • The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
    • Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
    • Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
    • LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
    • Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
    • Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
    • Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
    • Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
    • Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
    • Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
    • Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
    • Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
    • UK Helplines:
    • Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
    • Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
    • Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
    • Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
    • b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
    • b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
    • Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
    • Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
    • Drinkline: 0800 9178282
    • Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
    • Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
    • India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
    • India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
    • Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
    • suicide hotlines;
    • Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
    • Australia: 13-11-14
    • Austria: 01-713-3374
    • Barbados: 429-9999
    • Belgium: 106
    • Botswana: 391-1270
    • Brazil: 21-233-9191
    • Canada: 1-800-448-3000
    • China: 852-2382-0000
    • (Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
    • Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
    • Croatia: 01-4833-888
    • Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
    • Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
    • Denmark: 70-201-201
    • Egypt: 762-1602
    • Estonia: 6-558-088
    • Finland: 040-5032199
    • France: 01-45-39-4000
    • Germany: 0800-181-0721
    • Greece: 1018
    • Guatemala: 502-234-1239
    • Holland: 0900-0767
    • Honduras: 504-237-3623
    • Hungary: 06-80-820-111
    • Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
    • Israel: 09-8892333
    • Italy: 06-705-4444
    • Japan: 3-5286-9090
    • Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
    • Malaysia: 03-756-8144
    • (Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
    • Mexico: 525-510-2550
    • Netherlands: 0900-0767
    • New Zealand: 4-473-9739
    • New Guinea: 675-326-0011
    • Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
    • Norway: 47-815-33-300
    • Philippines: 02-896-9191
    • Poland: 52-70-000
    • Portugal: 239-72-10-10
    • Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
    • Spain: 91-459-00-50
    • South Africa: 0861-322-322
    • South Korea: 2-715-8600
    • Sweden: 031-711-2400
    • Switzerland: 143
    • Taiwan: 0800-788-995
    • Thailand: 02-249-9977
    • Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
    • Ukraine: 0487-327715
    (Reblogged from miss-acetomic-bomb)

    quentintortellini:

    History Parallels

    1st image: 1967 Newark Riots

    2nd image: 2014 Ferguson Protests

    3rd image: 1964 Harlem Riots

    4th image: 2014 Ferguson Protests

    (Reblogged from 6utt)
    (Reblogged from 6utt)

    theotherjax:

    hideakiohno:

    Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

    The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

    So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

    There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

    In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

    (Reblogged from shizupheywajima)
    (Reblogged from ladykrya)

    valvala:

    also there were like way too many sexual jokes in teenage mutant turtles. not that there were A LOT but hearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle say “she’s so hot i can feel my shell getting tight” is not something i ever wanted to hear and now that i have i cannot unhear it

    (Reblogged from hannahbelle-lecter)

    contemporaryelfinchild:

    nowisthewinter:

    peternyc:

    Photo of a fight in the Ukranian Parliament or Renaissance painting? 

    Slap them all in togas instead of suits and it would perfect

    It also follows a pyramidal composition!

    However, I would argue that this picture is more Baroque than Renaissance. Notable features of Baroque art are:

    • Images are direct, obvious, and dramatic.
    • Tries to draw the viewer in to participate in the scene.
    • Depictions feel physically and psychologically real. Emotionally intense.
    • Extravagant settings and ornamentation.
    • Dramatic use of color.
    • Dramatic contrasts between light and dark, light and shadow.
    • As opposed to Renaissance art with its clearly defined planes, with each figure placed in isolation from each other, Baroque art has continuous overlapping of figures and elements.
    • Common themes: grandiose visions, ecstasies and conversions, martyrdom and death, intense light, intense psychological moments.

    In the baroque, artists strove to evoke aesthetic responses. Now I’m not talking about aesthetic as in “oh thats pretty” I’m talking about aesthetic like that punch in the gut reaction you get to something.

    One of the ways this was done was through the depiction of intense emotion which we see in this photograph. compare to Bernini

    The picture also displays a wonderful use of chiaroscuro (an effect of contrasted light and shadow created by light falling unevenly or from a particular direction on something) a style used extensively by Caravaggio and other Baroque artists.

     

    (Reblogged from puptracks)
    itscarororo:

ofgeography:

robin williams died today.
here is a list of things that robin williams was:
funny
sharp
kind
clever
and sad.
that’s important, the “and sad,” because sometimes sadness can feel like the only thing we are. it can feel all-encompassing. it can feel like the only thing anyone could possibly see, when they look at you: sad. that person is so, so, sad.
but there is always an “and.” we are never just sad. we are never only. we are always and.
we have all known people who were sad, who are sad; some of us are ourselves sad. being sad does not remove the other parts of us, though it can make them harder for us to see. when you are sad, you don’t necessarily feel like you are also funny, and sharp, and clever, and kind.
but you still are. you don’t have to feel like something to be it.
those things are written on your bones, they are woven into the fabric of your skin. sadness can feel so big, so big and overwhelming and complete, even when it is not a directed sadness. maybe especially when it is not a directed sadness, when it’s a depression that has no direct cause and nothing we can name.
sometimes the sadness is too big. people try to cut it out, or starve it out, or drink it down, or drug it silent. if this is you: i’m sorry. if this is you: you are not alone. if this is you: remember that the solution is never to give up, because you do not live in a vacuum. there are people waiting for you. there are films and songs and books and not-sadness waiting for you. i know that you don’t feel like waiting, but wait anyway.
if you need help, ask for it. here’s a link to crisis centers across the globe. if you live in the U.S., this is the national suicide prevention hotline: 1-800-273-8255.
robin williams died today, but the genie didn’t, and mrs. doubtfire didn’t, and peter pan didn’t. sean maquire didn’t, and professor philip brainard didn’t, and alan parrish didn’t. batty koda didn’t. john keating didn’t. you didn’t. 
don’t.

i wasn’t going to reblog anymore on this but i read this and i feel like there are probably some folks on here who might need to read it, too.

    itscarororo:

    ofgeography:

    robin williams died today.

    here is a list of things that robin williams was:

    • funny
    • sharp
    • kind
    • clever
    • and sad.

    that’s important, the “and sad,” because sometimes sadness can feel like the only thing we are. it can feel all-encompassing. it can feel like the only thing anyone could possibly see, when they look at you: sad. that person is so, so, sad.

    but there is always an “and.” we are never just sad. we are never only. we are always and.

    we have all known people who were sad, who are sad; some of us are ourselves sad. being sad does not remove the other parts of us, though it can make them harder for us to see. when you are sad, you don’t necessarily feel like you are also funny, and sharp, and clever, and kind.

    but you still are. you don’t have to feel like something to be it.

    those things are written on your bones, they are woven into the fabric of your skin. sadness can feel so big, so big and overwhelming and complete, even when it is not a directed sadness. maybe especially when it is not a directed sadness, when it’s a depression that has no direct cause and nothing we can name.

    sometimes the sadness is too big. people try to cut it out, or starve it out, or drink it down, or drug it silent. if this is you: i’m sorry. if this is you: you are not alone. if this is you: remember that the solution is never to give up, because you do not live in a vacuum. there are people waiting for you. there are films and songs and books and not-sadness waiting for you. i know that you don’t feel like waiting, but wait anyway.

    if you need help, ask for it. here’s a link to crisis centers across the globe. if you live in the U.S., this is the national suicide prevention hotline: 1-800-273-8255.

    robin williams died today, but the genie didn’t, and mrs. doubtfire didn’t, and peter pan didn’t. sean maquire didn’t, and professor philip brainard didn’t, and alan parrish didn’t. batty koda didn’t. john keating didn’t. you didn’t. 

    don’t.

    i wasn’t going to reblog anymore on this but i read this and i feel like there are probably some folks on here who might need to read it, too.
    (Reblogged from fearlesszombie)

    petermorwood:

    Todd Lockwood's amazing animations of dragons in flight. The red dragon is conventional  - if any dragon can be considered conventional - but the gold dragon with that extraordinary wing and helix-ripple, not at all…

    (Reblogged from thegentlehoneybee)
    (Reblogged from thegentlehoneybee)
    (Reblogged from averageordinaryeverydaysuperhero)

    awanqi:

    this is the whole show

    (Reblogged from awanqi)

    lydieslittlefamily:

    zohbugg:

    wyeasttokaala:

    I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

    I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

    the truth, it burns

    This is so true.

    (Reblogged from ladykrya)

    sapphrikah:

    omg.

    (Source: bictrisworld)

    (Reblogged from grimauxiliatrix-are4kids)